A "Friends" status
is on the last day of my mini vacation with my girlfriends!!! no phone or men and lots of vodka and pizza and cookies and burritos and soda and chips and sex and the city=amazing. =)=)

fucking woof

What the hell was that. It was almost as bad as the commercial where Puff Daddy (yes I still call him Puff Daddy) is ridding a jet ski in a tuxedo. Perfume commercials are pretty much the worst.

Some one actually spent a portion of their life writing this

Try less hard