Lindsay Lohan has filed a lawsuit against e*trade the financial firm known for their commercials that imply that infants have sex and successfully manage portfolios. What is important to take away form this is that Lindsay Lohan is out of touch in a way that only matched Weezy on syrup knows.
1) she is demanding 50m $ in compensatory damages (compensation for damages and harm she suffered from the commercials) and 50m $ in exemplary damages (payment to deter others from engaging in similar behavior). For a “woman” known for a weird lesbian relationship, rehab, slutty pix and being generally washed up, to say that CGI’d babies who may or may not “invoke her likeness” is damaging to her character is like Ed Wood suing Scorsazy for making his movies seem worse by contrast.
2) Lindsay’s lawyer is making the claim Lohan has the same level of celebrity as Oprah or Madonna. This can be refuted by the simple fact that MS word spell check will correct a misspelling of Oprah but does not recognize Lohan.
When I imagine what is driving LL’s behavior the image of a dying animal lying in pain, struggling to take its last breaths, bleeding out, but still able to swat at you if you approach it. She is trying so hard stay famous and relevant/find new sources of fame and money but you can tell the fight is fading from her fame bleeds out and she strougles to breath the oxygen of attention she once found so abundant, she is really just asking to be put out of her misery.
