Two guys in chicken suits are really worried about acne ruining their dates?

JACKIE CHAIN "SNAP'N" music. video. from THE SIXSENSE FOUNDATION on Vimeo.

This video by Huntsville Alabama raper Jackie Chain is pretty amazing...especially the line about snap'n at pop-eyes if your meat ain't right

Umm even with all of those great uses at no point do I feel my ''trekking" experience will be enhanced by having a nice sturdy pole in hand. Also maybe just consider carrying less shit instead of enlisting the aid of the most trivial contraptions of all time

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This is what the worst possible blind date would be like.