Biker Boiz

Oh hey bro how was the Tour de France or was it the Giro d'Italia or do you just look like an anorexic clown because your wearing a brightly colored spandex body suit. It may be shocking to learn that it is possible to effectively exercise on a bike with out looking like an even more gay Lance Armstrong, at least a team of professional brand managers chose his terrible bike cloths for him. But you guy who takes his status as a recreational bike rider do not, you just look like an asshole.

I only hope that one day I too can overcome cancer then leave my wife for a C-list celeb

At least I can sleep at night knowing that your sperm count is being lowered with each hour of "intense" Mountain Dew-esk "training" you do. The funny thing about riding bikes is how little specialized equipment is necessary for the act. Unlike base jumping or scuba diving very little specialized equipment is necessary, as it turns out the technicolored spandex unitard and shoes that attach to the peddles are entirely unnecessary and look super fucking ridiculous. It is really easy to just go riding in a pair of gym shorts and an old T, you don't have to dress up like the malnourished brother of one of the Under Armor bros to ride a bike, but hey live strong bro, lord knows I am, I've got the bracelet to prove it.

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