Why I Love IMDB

I love IMDB because it is like that friend you abandoned in high school to go hang out with the cool kids who will never forget where you came from. Take for instance Alison Brie, budding starlet of Mad Men and Community, very beautful and talented enough to play the infertile Trudy Campbell and the the goofy innocent Annie Edison on Community. But IMDB will make sure we never forget that she was in a movie called "Hot Sluts" which is described by IMDB as:

"Endless cleavage, bitchy girl fights, and an 800-pound disco ball. All in one slutty nightclub"

Wow I am sure it was tastefully done. While my attempts to find this movie over the internet have failed (try searching Hot Sluts movie on google) I think it is safe to assume it is of the same quality as "Sex Pot" or "18 Year Old Virgin". 18 Year Old Virgin's tagline is: will Kattie give it up or give up?, fucking woof. But I digress while Alison Brie seems quite nice and plesant there are some people who need to read their IMDB more often to be reminded of where they came from.

Jamie Foxx: While Ray is a good film I think the academy award was more a tribute to Ray Charles than a testament to the acting chops of one Jamie Foxx. He should remind himself that in consecutive years he made "Booty Call" and "The Players Club".



Sean Penn: Great actor, but needs to remember the wise words of Spicoli, "All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buds, and I'm fine."

Jennifer Aniston: She is actually the inverse of Jammie Foxx, started off ok, but she needs to look at where her IMDB is going, she is becoming nothing more than "the girl" in movies. Although she was never that great I'd like to think she can do better than "The Bounty Hunter" (vom). Hopefully s dose of Jeff Goldblum and Jason Bateman will put her back on the right track.

Woof